25 Hilarious Wedding Cake Toppers

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My wedding cake was topped with a dapper looking groom and a lovely traditional bride. By all accounts it’s a lovely porcelain figurine that now sits on a bookshelf covered in dust.

If I had a wedding day do-over, I choose the same man, rethink the long sleeve gloves, lose the hideous fern from my bouquet (gah!), and top my wedding cake with one of these 25 absolutely hilarious wedding cake toppers.

Check out all the cake-topping hilarity after the jump and let us know your favorite in the comments below!

Cell in love
Perfect for those couples on a family plan.
Available from Weddingstar, $24.98/ea.
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High five
We made it this far; high five!
Available from Weddingstar, $24.98/ea.
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#high-five
Bride in charge
Guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship.
Available from Weddingstar, $24.98/ea.
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I hate when that happens
It’s a nice day for a zombie wedding.
Contact Etsy seller Lynn’s Little Creations for pricing and availability.
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#i-hate-when-that-happens
Not so fast
And where do you think you’re going?.
Available from Party City, $19.99
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#not-so-fast
Kissing a frog
The bride kisses a frog in the hopes of a prince. If I was the groom I’d be pissed.
Available from Weddingstar, $34.98
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#kissing-a-frog
To have and to hold
She’s been working out.
Available from Weddingstar, $39.98
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#to-have-and-to-hold
Workaholic bride
Just one more email…
Available from Etsy seller Anna Crafts, $200
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#workaholic-bride
Expecting bridal couple
Why not?
Available from Amazon, $31.98
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#expecting-bridal-couple
Ball and chain
From the looks of these two, marriage is the beginning of the end.
Available from Amazon, $14.37
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#ball-and-chain
Love match
Team, time out. Lemme go get married real quick. I’ll be right back.
Available from Weddingstar, $44.98
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#love-match
The frog prince
Aww, she kissed a frog and got a prince…with frog feet. Oh well, better than nothing.
Available from Weddingstar, $24.98/ea.
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#the-frog-prince
Still shopping
Hold on to your credit cards!
Available from Weddingstar, $24.98/ea.
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#still-shopping
Couch potato groom
Looks like he could use a beer.
Available from A Light in the Box.com, $18.39
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#couch-potato-groom
Dragging the groom
Nothing says “forever” like this cake topper.
Available from A Light in the Box.com, $19.99
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#dragging-the-groom
Hooked on love
Of course she’s into you and not that ginormous ring you’re dangling in front of her.
Available from Weddingstar, $24.98 – $29.98/ea.
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#hooked-on-love
Home run
This bride’s ready to hit one out of the park!
Available from Weddingstar, $24.98/ea.
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#home-run
A great catch
When her friends told her there were plenty of fish in the sea, they were right.
Available from Weddingstar, $24.98 – $29.98/ea.
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#a-great-catch
Now I’ve gotcha
So much for consenting adults.
Available from Party City, $19.99
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#now-ive-gotcha
Lasso love
Tangled up in love.
Available from Weddingstar, $24.98/ea.
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#lasso-love
Follow the signs
Just in case you forgot why you were here.
Available from Weddingstar, $24.98/ea.
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#follow-the-signs
Church on time
At first glance I thought the bride was trying to run away but seeing as though the cake topper is titled “A Race to the Altar”, it seems these crazy kids are in a hurry to get hitched. I call virgins.
Available from Weddingstar, $39.98
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#church-on-time
Gettin’ frisky
Everyone can appreciate a good butt pinch.
Available from Weddingstar, $39.98
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#gettin-frisky
Soccer lovers
She’s his biggest cheerleader. GOAL!
Available from A Light in the Box.com, $19.99
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#soccer-lovers
Secret agents
Be your very own “Mr. & Mrs. Smith”.
Available from A Light in the Box.com, $18.39
/strollerderby/2012/08/08/25-hilarious-wedding-cake-toppers/#secret-agents

Which wedding cake topper was your fave?

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