Charlie & Andy
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Originally posted on HowToBeADad.com. Follow Charlie & Andy on Facebook!
There is nothing more precious, more beautiful than the image of your child in a deep, restful and rosy-cheeked slumber. But that preciousness and beauty is multiplied by 10,000 when it follows the utter, sanity-testing misery of your child screaming, flailing and refusing to go to sleep for an hour or two or more.
Let’s visit an imaginary world for a moment. It’s okay if you break wind. We won’t tell. And in this imaginary world there is a new product just for parents…
Imagine an organic, non-habit forming solution to your restless toddler problems. Tranquoo is the ideal child anti-wakefulness system, using modern technology to provide a silent, accurate way to get a virtually instant parenting break from it all.
The sleek design and bright colors of the Tranquoo pneumatic pistol will liven up any diaper bag. And now, with our dosages for teenaged children, Tranquoo can stay a part of your family as it grows up!
Use Tranqoo and you’ll say “Tranq you very much!”
Charlie & Andy are two sleep-deprived friends with nothing left to lose but their sanity as they attempt to navigate fatherhood. The duo co-founded HowToBeADad.com, an entertainment site for parents and non-parents alike.
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